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No! I don't want your voodoo candles! Is that a cat skull? That's disgusting! Keep that thing away from me! A cobweb from a cemetery? And from the full moon, you say? Forgive me for retching. I said put those damned serpents' teeth away! Huh? Monkey's paw? Well... alright, I guess. What could go wrong?
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The Beta Team had failed. The Master's evil plot had come to fruition. Even with the combined efforts of the entire population of Trisinrol, the guards were still able to get the reactor online. The spy cameras didn't work, and neither did anything else. We were ruined. Completel
by ~surrealmaster
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Prologue
Call me Ishmael. I'd prefer Ken, though, considering that's my name. At least I think my name is Ken. I'm really not sure. Everyone just calls me the Blue Otter. I'm not completely sure why.
It might be because I'm obsessed with otters, and I only wear blue. It might be because of the pig blue otter on my notebook.
Or maybe it's because I call myself that.
Nah, I think it's the first one.
Anyway, I'm blessed with dashing good looks. Tall, muscular, soft brown eyes, perfectly kept jet black hair that curls-
I'm sorry, I had to laugh. Yeah, I'm the
by ~surrealmaster
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- Current Residence: Somewhere out there...
- Interests: video games, computers, giant plasma turrets
- Favourite movie: October Sky
- Favourite band or musician: Sum 41
- Favourite genre of music: Punk Rock
- Favourite artist: It's a tie between Sandy Skoglund and Rene' Magritte
- Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King
- Favourite style of art: Surrealism
- Operating System: Linux Ubuntu 8.04 (Hardy Heron)
- MP3 player of choice: Sansa e200
- Shell of choice: Conch
- Skin of choice: Mine
- Favourite gaming platform: Wii (which is annoying because I don't have one)
- Personal Quote: "Hmmm... My sunglasses seem to be leaking valuable fluids."
- Tools of the Trade: Torches, pitchforks, molotov cocktails, grenades, bombs, heat-seeking missiles...
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I haven't seen you around lately. :'D I just saw you on the list of deviants I was watching and realized I haven't heard from you in leik FOREVER.
Hope everything's going AWESOME for 'ya.
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"How I mine for fish?"
"With a fish pick, moron!"
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...but let's not go there.
"God loves me, so nyeh, fuck you all!" =BlauerAuss
Too bad I didn't study.
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...but let's not go there.
Just stab him or shoot him or whatever it's fashionable for teenagers to do nowadays. =CrimsonMagpie
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...but let's not go there.
I'm gonna go out and fuck a bloke just to piss you off. -~Grimvete
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